I caught my husband singing this song yesterday:
Teacher teacher, floating down the Delaware
Chewing on her underwear, doesn’t have another pair
Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear
And that’s why the polar bear died.
On CocoJams Teacher Taunts I found this version – which is very similar:
Row Row Row Your Boat
Row, Row, Row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw the teacher overboard
Listen to her screamFive days later, floating down the Delaware
Chewing on her underwear, doesn’t have another pair
Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear
Wonder why the polar bear died.
Like the Cocojams version, on In the 80s, I found this version:
Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream
Five days later floatin’ down the Delaware
chewing on her underwear couldn’t afford another pair!
Ten days later bitten by a polar bear
that’s how the polar bear died!!
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